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Can Fright Knight x Batman be a thing? Is it already a thing? I just saw this post where Frighty is acting as Danny's dad and I just want something with Fredric Knight meeting Bruce like..


Bruce is happy Daimian is making friends. This new kid, Daniel "call me Danny" Knight, seems nice. Kid might be a meta or something, with the way his eyes reflect like a cats and how he seems to always be cold, but he doesn't seem to be a bad kid and his background seemed to check out.

Yesterday Damian had invited Danny over for a sleepover and Bruce was stoked. Dami is having a friend over! A civilian friend! This is so normal and great! Danny had said his father would be picking him up the next day and would show up on his motorcycle (which was apparently named Nightmare?)

Bruce is in the sitting room close to the entrance when Alfred goes to buzz the gate for Danny's father. After a few minutes, he can hear Alfred walking the man in and explaining that "young Master Damian will be down with young Daniel in a few minutes. Till then, maybe you'd like to speak with Master Bruce?"

Bruce almost falls out of his seat when this almost 7 foot tall hunk of a man walks in, with his long raven black hair with a streak of gray down the center, all pulled back into a low ponytail. His bright green eyes have that same, almost glowing, shine that Danny's have and he's got a neat bit of stubble on his sharp jaw. He holds himself tall and seems to scan the room before setting his gaze on Bruce, who is using all his will to not ogle at this gorgeous man in front of him.

He stands to greet him and, oh God, he may actually be 7ft. "You must be Danny's dad, right?" He offers his hand to shake, "Bruce Wayne. I'm happy to see my son making friends with such a nice kid."

The behemoth of a man stares at his hand for just a moment to long before he shakes it and introduces himself, "Fredric Knight. I'm also glad my son is making friends." He says with the hint of a smile, "He's been a bit reclusive since we came here and I don't believe that's been healthy for him."

The two fathers talk for a bit, Bruce doing his best to be Batman ever now and then to make sure this guy isn't a potential threat. After some time, Danny and Damien walk into the room with Danny's bags, "Hey Dad, hi Mr. Bruce. Sorry that took so long," he says as he walks over to Fred (Bruce was told he could call him that) and half hugs the man, "Dami has a snake and he let me feed her!" Fred looks down at his son and pats his head, "That sounds interesting, little prince. Was it a frightful creature?"

As father and son speak, Bruce notes how fond Fred seems of Danny. The 'little prince' name seemed cute and pretty fitting with the last name. He also notes how Fred seemed to relax just a bit the moment Danny walked into the room (the same way he would after his children returned from patrol safe and unharmed), huh.

They say their goodbyes and the father-son duo are escorted out. Bruce and Damien watch as they ride down the driveway, Danny doing his best to wave at them from between his father's arms.

"We should invite the both of them over for dinner." Bruce says with a hand on his son's shoulder, "Fred seems like an interesting character, don't you think?"

"Father,"

"Yes Damian?"

"Please do not seduce my friends father."

spidori

Head did a thing, time to make it other people's problem.

Fred is the perfect name for Frighty, and Fred Knight just rolls off the tongue. Honestly, given how ghosts are with their living IDs (see: Nikola Te(sla)chnus) Frederick (or Friederich depending on where he lived) could well be his actual original living name. A few people probably already see where I'm going with this.

So here's this hulking hunk of a man, who Bruce is SHAMELESSLY flirting with at a gala or something. Fred says something about his duty to protect his little prince. Bruce comments it's the job of all parents. Fred (who's body is slightly drunk, man hasn't been able to *get* drunk since he died, and forgot he needed to watch out for it, and his prince is in a safe place, we can cut him slack on this) doesn't think to filter out that he actually earned his duty, and then got guardianship as a result.

Bruce asks how, and almost does a spittake when Fred responds "ironically enough, by doing what was attributed to me in life, killing God."

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mkarchin713

If Bruce x Fred is Knight Knight and Bruce x Clark is SuperBat, what are we calling this beautiful thing that is Bruce x Clark x Fred?


Ps. Danny is all for it. Please Frighty, can’t he have an alien dad please.

spidori

While something like SuperKnightKnight is beautiful, I have to say I love either KnightKnightMan because equally funny, or LastKnightKnight (last son of krypton), or Knight Knight Boyscout. I feel like there are so many ways to take this and now I want to hear ideas

miniosprey

Knight Knight Boyscout has duck duck goose vibes.

I am all for it